MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1) If he calls you and your
phone is off, he
thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”
2) If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE,
moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
3) If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4) If u ARGUE with him, he
says u are STUBBORN, too
manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover;
5) If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
6) If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
7) If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...
8) If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.
9) If u SCOLD at him, u are
treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (lol)
10) If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)
11) If u SMOKE, u are a BAD
girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12) If u do WELL in your
career, it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck????)
13) If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT????????
14) If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
AGREE ??

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