A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this body with the name
Mike on it with the longest d**k he has ever seen in his entire life.
He decided to cut it off and go show his wife
who has always been complaining that no man d**k on earth is as long as that of her husband!
But the man has always been telling her that
there are some that is times two of his own, but
the woman kept arguing over it.
So when he got home he called out his wife
"Sweetie come. I want to show you something"
The wife came to the living room and the
husband brought out the d**k from the plastic
bag.... on spotting the d**k she screamed out of
shock and CURIOSITY with her mouth wide
opened "YOU MEAN" MIKE IS DEAD".... ?
The man stood motionless and was shivering.
If na you be this woman's husband wetin you go do..???

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