Thursday, 1 September 2016

Wise Quotes



WISE QUOTES


1)He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) 
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) 
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth I (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) 
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) 
8). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) 
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) 
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015) 
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).

 By one of the Facebook Users

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