WISE QUOTES
1)He who
refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin
Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before
eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous
woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell
before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth I (1893)
5). Any man who drinks
Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael
Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup,
with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare
(1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing
a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
8). He who runs around
looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa
perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing,
is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).
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