MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1) If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks
you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying
“don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that
line”

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2) If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN
LOVE, moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are
PROUD
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3) If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to
LURE other men;If u DON'T, he says u are
RURAL.
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4) If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says
u have no BRAINS, a walkover;
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5) If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-
OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
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6) If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If
u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very
true huh?)
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7) If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T
LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...
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8) If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are
TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST
him.
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9) If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a
CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he
CARES for u. (lol)
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10) If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be
TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances
beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)
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11) If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES,
he is GENTLEMAN.
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12) If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If he
does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck????)
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13) If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS
you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
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HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT
RIGHT????????

If u share this to guys, they will swear that it's
not true.......but if u don't, they say u are
selfish.....

By a Facebook user